Battle of Airheads Imagine Beto O’Rourke Debating Matthew McConaughey in Texas Democrat Gubernatorial Primary Epic!

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Millions of Americans would pay good money to watch Valley Girl boys Matthew McConaughey and newly announced candidate Beto O’Rourke debate in the Texas Democrat gubernatorial primary this spring, so the Democrat Party of Texas might consider making it a pay-per-view event, or perhaps sell the rights to Comedy Central, the audience would be yuuuge.