Al Gore will be hosted by Anderson Cooper tonight for a town hall called The Climate Crisis on CNN at 9pm (e s.t.), which should be amazing (using the word loosely), what will Al say? Will he announce that he’s selling his oceanfront property in California because the sea is rising onto it, or that he’s starting a global insurance company to sell policies to coastal landowners to hedge against the ostensibly almost certain rise of the sea to begin perhaps any minute now?
