Catty Kamala Harris Appears Doomed so If Gropin’ Joe Stays Out of the Race Crazy Bernie Will Win Democrats’ Nomination

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Most people think Beto and Buttiegieg are just too weird, so with Joe Biden apparently too shy to enter the race, only Kamala Harris has a real shot to compete against Bernie Sanders’ strong base of support, but she’s stuck in single digits still, perhaps even circling the drain already, thus Crazy Bernie should be the bettors’ choice, for a fascinating matchup against Trump, raging on Bernie’s socialism, KAG!