Lindsey Graham Heard He’s Part Cherokee so Doing DNA Test Says If He Beats Pocahontas Will Demand Casino

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On Fox & Friends this morning, U. S. senator Lindsey Graham, in the studio, announced that he is doing a DNA test to see if the family stories he’s heard are correct, that he’s of Cherokee heritage, and that if he “beats Elizabeth Warren,” he going to demand a casino (or a professorship at Harvard?)