Not Much Chatter About Beta O’Rourke’s Performance Last Night Against Ted Cruz Who’s Apparently Cruising

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If Beta O’Rourke had put a dent in Ted Cruz’s campaign last night in their first of three debates, you can bet the establishment media types would be very excited, but they’re not, so things aren’t looking good for Beta who last night during the debate denied that he tried to flee from his DUI crash.