Carry Chuck Norris’ Water by Drinking His Wife’s C-Force Artesian of the Lone Wolf Aquifer Navasota Texas

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Why pay your bottled-water money to some company run by global socialists bent on bringing-down Trump when you can buy C-Force artesian from the Lone Wolf aquifer of Texas, owned and operated by Gena the wife of Chuck Norris? You’d better buy C-Force because nobody wants Chuck mad at them!