Global Warming Weathermen on East Coast Having Hard Time Saying First Day of Spring Facing Nor’easter

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If the east coast of the U. S. were unusually warm today, the first day of spring, you can bet the weathermen would be saying it looks like an early summer already on this the first day of spring, but because a nor’easter snowstorm is about to hit them on this the first day of spring, mum’s the word!