Rihanna Strokes Crotch Sniffs Offending Hand During Super Bowl Halftime Show so What Did Grandma & Junior Think?

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How many grossed-out Americans trying to make the best of a bad situation said in humorous sarcasm “how lady-like” when Rihanna during the Super Bowl halftime show stroked her crotch then sniffed the hand that did the dirty deed? You can bet the Church Lady would be saying “well isn’t that special.” (And do we really need players celebrating a touchdown in the end zone pelvis thrusting like pole dancers?)