Uniformitarians Say Hebrew is Only Living Canaanite Language Forgetting the Origin of Those Two Biblical Adjectives

In making the ridiculous claim that Hebrew is the only living Canaanite language, the uniformitarians (darwinists) are obviously implying that the ancient Hebrews were Canaanites, apparently pretending the Bible doesn’t tell us the origins of those two distinct tribes, one (the Hebrew) having the language used since the Garden of Eden, the other having adopted that language with its phonetic alphabet.