Mitch McConnell Takes a Tumble at Waldorf-Astoria Hotel Now Hospitalized Extent of Injury Unknown Boozer Mishap?

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At age 81, a couple of shots of Old Crow whiskey could have caused problems to Mitch McConnell’s gait last night when he tumbled at D. C.’s Waldorf-Astoria Hotel at a private dinner; he’s now hospitalized yet no report of the nature of his injury which probably would not be the case if it were just superficial, so let’s pray he recovers and retires, maybe to Beijing with his wife where he’d be much more welcome?