Al Gore Again Warns That The Earth Will Not Make It Past The Year 2012 Reports The Babylon Bee Fake News to Trust

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In the 1970’s, the Malthusian climate experts preaching impending doom were saying another Ice Age was quickly approaching because of gasses emitted by human enterprise, then it was switched to global warming, later switched again to generic climate change (to cover all bases), so considering the sea level has neither fallen nor risen during that time (shore erosion, tsunamis, and local block faulting are not the sea level rising), who in their right mind listens to what those bozos have to say?