Stellar Republican House Candidate Joe Kent Loses by 1 Point in Southwestern Washington After Five Days of Mystery

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Veteran Joe Kent is a superb Republican House candidate surely pleasing to a majority of the voters in the southwestern part of the state of Washington, yet after five days of “ballot collection” and decisions about which ballots are good or bad, five embarrassing days after election day, who in their right mind would not suspect that Kent’s 1 point loss was by rigging?