Ted Cruz Says He’s Thankful the Guy Who Threw a Can of WhiteClaw at Him During Astros Parade Had a Noodle for an Arm

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During the Astros parade in downtown Houston yesterday where Ted Cruz was riding in the procession, a crazed leftist threw a can of WhiteClaw at Cruz who expressed thanks after the guy was arrested that he had a noodle for a arm; it’s that soccer thing, no hands, no arms.