It Seems David Depape Did Not Know Paul Pelosi Called Cops From Bathroom so When They Arrived Went Hammer-Time

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Doesn’t it make sense that illegal alien nudist David Depape was Paul Pelosi’s friend (as Pelosi stated to the police dispatcher), probably sex mates, when things got too weird so Pelosi excused himself to go to bathroom and then called the cops who arrived a half hour later, answered at the door by Pelosi who calmly but nervously told them “everything is good,” then hoping that it was, walked back into the foyer to be attacked by Depape enraged that Pelosi had secretly called the cops?