Fetterman Wants Closed-Captioning for Late October Debate so Why Not Put a Cucumber Up There What’s Difference?

Since John Fetterman can’t speak cogently (because of his stroke), Team Fetterman is demanding closed captioning for the only debate against Oz set for late October (after the mail-in balloting), yet how would closed captioning of what he would say onstage make anymore sense than without the aid, unless of course the closed-captioning writers would put up “what he’s really saying?”