Joe Scarborough Should Grow His Hair Out to Shake-Around Onstage Leading Counsel of Funk to Fulfill His Rock Dream

Translate:

Although zany Joe Scarborough’s band Independent Counsel of Funk is embarrassingly bad, he keeps soldiering-on in his musical dream seeking rock stardom, so when Trump wins the presidency in 2024, guitar player-singer Scarborough should grow his ample hair way long, shoulder length or longer, to “rage against the machine” pumping his head a la Beavis & Butthead; it would be awesome.