Maximum Fun for Twitter Zany Elon Musk Says He’ll Put the Coke Back in Coca-Cola But Can’t Fix McDonald’s Machines

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Apparently feeling quite elated about his new project for free speech Twitter, last night wacky Elon Musk tweeted that next he’s “buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in,” then “let’s make Twitter maximum fun,” followed by his missive that he won’t be buying McDonald’s to fix the ice cream machines because “listen, I can’t do miracles ok?” So is Musk the next-gen America’s Heckler, just a bit hipper?