Two Absurd Stories About Saget’s Death Hit Head Once Cracked Like Egg to Front or Hit Twice Adding Fractured Eye Sockets

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Morning Mika today reported that one doctor says Bob Saget may have been hit once on the back of the head, the (purported) fracture which spread (like a cracked egg) around to the front of his head where though the (purported) fractures are of the eye sockets, another doctor theorizing that Saget was hit in the back or front and then the other (or at the same moment?), the whole explanation extremely fishy considering he was found laying in his bed as if nothing unusual until his death.