Will CNN Let Don Lemon Spread His Wings in Full Two Hours of Oddball Journalism or Maybe Brianna Keilar’s Time to Advance?

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Now that Chris Cuomo appears to be history at CNN, who will replace him, maybe Don Lemon (“the dumbest man on television”) filling the void for a total of two hours of broadcast excellence, perhaps Brianna Keilar (who would be a great nurse Ratched in a remake of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest) stepping up into prime time, or how about Brian Stelter finally becoming a star?