Cousin T’s Maple Syrup to Compliment Buttermilk Pancake Mix Maybe Ben & Jerry in Vermont Could Somehow Partner?

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The grassroots support for Terrence K. Williams’ new Cousin T’s Buttermilk Pancake Mix (CousinTs.com) is burgeoning and demand for a complimenting maple syrup already expressed in chat rooms, so might Terrence throw a bone to Ben & Jerry in Vermont whose sales are suffering because of their anti-Israel posturing yet whom surely are good friends with some savvy maple sap producers, to help Terrence line-up a supply of maple sap for Cousin T’s maple syrup (since Ben and Jerry appreciate good humor and as white liberals would love to partner with a black small business man)?