Assuming Team Sleepy is dreading Biden’s date with destiny Tuesday night, they’re brainstorming the best way for Sleepy to bailout, perhaps #1 that he sniffed somebody who turned out an asymptomatic wuhan carrier, #2 that he’s so far ahead it’s unnecessary to debate, #3 that Trump doesn’t fight fair and is a big meanie, #4 that Sleepy wouldn’t be understood wearing his mask, and #5 that Trump might be wuhan infected and is intending to speak aerosol onto the unknowing Sleepy.
