Redskins Change Name to Lizard People To Better Represent Population Of Washington D. C. Reports The Babylon Bee

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Nike’s revenue has plunged 46% in a year, a staggering number for sure, yet not getting the hint, or in the sacrifice of profits for political purpose, that big cheap-Chinese-labor-exploiting corporation has pulled Washington Redskins’ gear from its website, even the name of the team completely removed.