If Sleepy Joe Would Fly to Tucson Meeting Then Speech in Phoenix Followed by Fundraiser He’d Be Carried Home

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Imagine Sleepy Slow Joe Biden as president doing Trump’s schedule today, a flight from D. C. to Tucson for wall viewing and a roundtable discussion with government officials, then delivery of a rousing and long wide-ranging speech to thousands of young voters, followed up in the evening by a fundraiser in Phoenix, would Sleepy Joe slumber for the next three days or maybe just two?