Sleepy Joe is Looking for a Black Woman Running Mate so Could Crooked Hillary Finagle That Role for VP?

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You know that Team Crooked Hillary is putting pressure on Sleepy Joe to pick her for his running mate while though Sleepy and conventional Democrat party wisdom indicate he should pick a black woman, so considering ethnic appropriation seems to be ok these days, might Hillary begin sporting a corn-row wig, or maybe a fluffy Afro, her chairman Mao jackets made of Kente fabric, and that hot sauce cleverly stashed in her purse “for sheezy?” This is Crooked Hillary’s last chance so who knows?