Skydiving Accident Ruled Death by Coronavirus Reports The Babylon Bee But It Could Be Real News Really!

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Reportedly now four states are counting deaths by other causes as deaths by the wuhan virus if the decedent is a carrier of the virus, and even if the cause of death is unknown. Hospitals receive more funds for having wuhan deaths, so they are motivated to over-count by money, and the TDS sufferers motivated to fake the death count to try to make Trump look bad.