Who can the moderates in the Democrat party rally behind in order to takedown Crazy Bernie, could it be Quid Pro Joe who has become a laughingstock plagued with Obama era corruption, or P Butt who would be the first gay president with “husband” in the White House, or Pocahontas (enough said), or feisty A Klob who seems better suited as a leader Girl Scouts rather than facing down Xi and Putin?