Mini Mike’s Height is Between Those of Klobuchar & Pocahontas so Wikipedia Lists Him Two Inches Too Tall

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Assuming Mini Mike wasn’t wearing flamenco dancing shoes last night, it appears that he’s about two inches shorter than Pocahontas and about two inches taller than A Klob, which puts him at about 5′  6″, plenty tall to be president if he wasn’t so smug and clueless.