Trump Psyches Nervous Nancy Into Ripping Up His Speech by Dissing Her Handshake to Begin State of the Union

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Ever the troll, lovingly known as America’s Heckler, president Trump tonight turned away as Nervous Nancy Pelosi extended her hand to shake his when he handed copies of his speech to Mike Pence and then to her at the beginning of his third State of the Union address. So at the close of president Trump’s tremendous speech, Nervous Nancy ripped apart her copy of it, and after the event said that ripping it up was the more courteous thing she could do with the paper, eew!