Bitter Mittens Romney Says Joseph Smith’s God Makes Him Vote to Convict President Trump Tough Sell to Protestants

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Today from the floor of the U. S. Senate, pathetic Mitt Romney said that his Mormon god compels him to vote to remove president Trump from office, opining that president Trump had no reason to believe the Bidens were involved in Ukraine corruption, and that no specific crime need be cited to remove a president from office. Mittens also asked why would he subject himself to the scorn which will pour down on him if he weren’t only trying to do what’s right, not mentioning that maybe he’s just bitter about president Trump stealing his lunch every day?