Trump Says the Iowa Caucus Will Remain First in the Nation as Long as He’s President the Snafu Fault of Democrats

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The more we learn about the Iowa caucus debacle the more it appears to have been an intentional malfunction, to protect Sleepy Joe from the public knowing that he lost badly (maybe with only 12% of the vote!), so president Trump this morning by tweet expressed support for the people of Iowa, that their first-of-the-election process will remain as long as he is president.