If Crazy Bernie Would Win Democrats’ Nomination Money Would Dry-Up so Mini Mike the Answer But Smaller Lectern

Translate:

The Democrat party honchos are probably very tempted to just let Crazy Bernie win their nomination to then be crushed by president Trump in the general election to ostensibly purge communist concepts from Democrat aspirations, Crazy Bernie a sacrificial lamb, but Mini Mike Bloomberg could be their shining white knight, although you can bet that Trump won’t let him stand on a box during  debates, perhaps instead negotiating that Mini Mike speak from behind a downsized lectern.