A Battle of the New York City Jewish-American Candidates Could Be the Course of Democrats’ Nomination Process

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The Bernie Bros and Bro-ettes are with the socialist senator of Vermont come what may, and Sleepy Joe is rumored to be auditioning for some Visiting Angels commercials, so it really does seem that Mini Mike Bloomberg, with his box to stand on and all that cash, will be the man to fight off Crazy Bernie Sanders, just two Jewish guys from New York City, a dream come true for observant Muslim voters.