Shifty Adam Schiff in Grieving Desperation Presents Last & Most Word-Salady Plea to Remove Trump from Office

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Wavering between an inward appearance of rage and grief, House impeachment manager Adam Schiff today put up his last stand, breathy and sometimes not cogent, he seemed more intent on filling his time allotted with whatever came into his grief-stricken mind, as if filling the time a small victory.