Honey Badger President Trump Today to Michigan for USMCA Celebration Then Tonight Des Moines Iowa Rally

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With the Iowa Democrat Caucus only four days away while senators Warren, Sanders, and Klobuchar are stuck in D. C dealing with the absurd impeachment trial, president Trump will fly triumphantly into Des Moines this evening for a big rally at the Knapp Center (7pm central time), so how many Democrats will be going to the Trump rally rather than to one of the dud Democrat rallies?