Tom Cotton Surmises That Nervous Nancy Delayed Impeachment Transmission Waiting on Commemorative Pens

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Those marvelous gold-encrusted commemorative pens with Nervous Nancy’s name on them, used by her yesterday to sign the order to transmit the impeachment articles to the Senate, surely took some time to produce (on special order), so was that the real reason she delayed the signing for so long, waiting for those fab gold encrusted pens to arrive?