In Settlement with Nick Sandmann CNN Hosts Must Wear MAGA Hats During All Broadcasts Reports The Bee

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The Babylon Bee is reporting that as part of CNN’s settlement with Nick Sandmann, all the CNN hosts (Wolf, Fredo, Lemon, Anderson, etc.) while broadcasting must wear MAGA hats so “the punishment fits the crime,” however, whining Brian Stelter, having objected mightily, must wear only a clown nose while on-the-air, a concession by Team Sandmann to get the deal done.