If the Subject Arises at Thanksgiving Point-Out the Sea Level Hasn’t Risen Since Al Gore Sounded the Alarm Long Ago

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Thirty years ago, crazy Al Gore began screaming that the sea level is rising because of manmade global warming, but look, it hasn’t risen, as shore erosion or subsidence (because of urbanization) are not the sea level rising, as are not tsunamis (which of course soon recede), proof that manmade climate change is a hoax designed to allow the government to control the means of production, that’s fascism.