Nats’ Catcher Kurt Suzuki Dons MAGA Hat at White House Celebration of World Series Win so Leftist Fans Meltdown

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Kurt Suzuki gained probably three times the number of fans as the number he’s lost by his ostensibly daring MAGA hat donning for the Nats’ joyous White House celebration yesterday, so while the affable Nats’ catcher may have to watch his back now a bit more than usual, he can rest assured that millions of new fans have come his way; Kurt Suzuki for Congress!