Beto’s Flaky Brand’s Gone Soggy Drops Out of Presidential Race & Won’t Run for U. S. Senate so What’s Next?

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In case you weren’t aware, Beto O’Rourke had still been in the presidential race until he dropped out today, and that he won’t be running for the U. S. Senate is no surprise either, because his brand is so flat now that you could roll a skateboard over it; mayor of El Paso or an outlying town in his future?