President Trump Plans to Attend Tonight’s World Series Game so America’s Heckler Will Wear Astros Gear for Heartland?

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Probably a vast majority of Americans are rooting for the Astros just because the Nationals are from The Swamp, so if not for fear of alienating Virginia voters, president Trump might be tempted to wear Astros gear to the World Series game in D. C. tonight; imagine the uproar, spectacular!