President Trump Says That Perhaps the Ukraine Hoax Whistleblower is Actually Shifty Adam Schiff Prove Otherwise

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During his press availability in the White House today, president Trump opined that Shifty Schiff may be the “whistleblower” for the Ukraine hoax now being investigated secretly in the bowels of the House, so considering the “whistleblower(s)” are still unknown, shouldn’t we just assume it’s Shifty Schiff?