Trump Tweets There’s No Way Any of Those Candidates Can Beat Him so Impeachment is Democrats’ Only Hope

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Having refrained from commenting last night about the pathetic Democrat presidential debate (a nice dramatic pause), this morning president Trump tweeted simply that it’s impossible to imagine any of those candidates beating him, which is why the hapless Democrats are full-bore to impeach him. The Democrats’ impeachment hoax is designed to obfuscate the real scandal, ObamaGate, the elaborate conspiracy to clear Crooked Hillary and frame Donald Trump now being investigated by John Durham.