Shifty Adam Schiff’s Opening Statement Not Parody Rather Wishful Thinking Distraught That Whistleblower is Fraud

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To begin the hearing today about the “whistleblower’s complaint” against president Trump, desperately goofy Adam Schiff read a version of what he wishes the transcript of the conversation between Trump and Zelensky had said, not what was actually said, what Schiff calls a parody but what in reality is a very telling wave of the white flag, Schiff a joke of a legislator, will he really be reelected?