Mormons Launch Sacred Underwear Store Called Brigham’s Secret It Could Be a Big Hit Reports The Babylon Bee

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The Babylon Bee is “reporting” that the Mormons are opening Brigham’s Secret in Salt Lake City, selling sacred underwear, in hopes that it will catch-on across the land, and wouldn’t Mitt Romney be a great pitchman for Brigham’s Secret, a model too if permitted?