Establishment Media Projecting Pathetic Bret Stephens’ Bedbugs at New York Times Onto Trump’s Doral Resort in Miami

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Since many offices at the New York Times are infested with bedbugs, and Bret Stephens hates them, shouldn’t the Grey Lady send him down to try to detect bedbugs supposedly infesting Trump’s Miami Doral Resort as reported by the establishment media embarrassed about the infestation at the greatly shamed New York Times? If Stephens will be given the assignment, the folks at Doral should make sure he doesn’t bring-in from his New York City office a box of bedbugs snuck inside his britches!