Ice Storm in Guadalajara Three Feet Deep Little Reported Because Cold Air on U. S. Southern Border Not in Script

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Did you know that Guadalajara, Mexico received over three feet of accumulated ice which fell from the sky on Monday? It was a hailstorm which fell like rain according to reports, not big news in the U. S. because the chilly air at the U. S./Mexican border is not supposed to be their in the middle of summer!