Floundering Beto Says He’ll Relaunch His Campaign Like a Biplane Trying to Get Off the Ground Bumping Along

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If Beto’s “relaunch” of his campaign (now at 2%) doesn’t succeed, will he re-relaunch again after that? Will Spartacus follow suit by announcing a relaunch, might they all announce relaunches trying to draw attention away from SleepyCreepy Joe who is leading the field by a mile?