Putin Face-plants on Hockey Rink Trips on Communist Red Carpet Bad Omen for Russian Neo Czar Meeting Pompeo

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Vladimir Putin in Sochi, preparing to meet with U. S. secretary of state Mike Pompeo there, participated in a hockey game in which he scored nine goals, and after the game, he proceeded to skate around the rink, a victory lap, when upon the ice he plunged, an epic face-plant, tripped by a beautiful red carpet, not a good look with Pompeo soon rolling into town.