Epic Karate Showdown a Pay-per-View Jackpot Event Elizabeth Spider-Monkey Warren vs. Crazy Hands O’Rourke

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Wouldn’t you pay to see Elizabeth Warren and Beto O’Rourke in karate style hand-to-hand combat, the wild fury of their arms flailing in an awesome display of their pure progressive passion? And shouldn’t Steve “the Gesticulator” Kornacki be the referee, to raise millions of dollars for the Democrat party?