Cryin’ Chuck Schumer Thinks the NY Giants with 5 Win 8 Loss Record Have Chance to Make NFL Playoffs

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On Meet the Press this morning, sports nut Chuck Schumer ended his segment with Chuck Todd by saying that he’d like to add one more thing, “go Giants!” To which Todd responded that he’d have to check the math to see how it’s possible that the 5-8 Giants could make the playoffs, so lets hope the loony Schumer is more up-to-speed on budgetary numbers, such as that $5 billion for the border-security-wall would pay for itself within months by budgetary savings thanks to fewer illegal aliens. (Update: the Giants now have a 5-9 record.)